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torstaina, tammikuuta 31, 2008
torstaina, tammikuuta 31, 2008
Well....yep..I lyk large fonts...aniwaes..I'm omli doin tis post coz tt squish n kelvin keep complainin that I don't update it...yeesh!!ok..lemme c...well ..rmbr tt vase I broke?Well...I'm still quite shocked that my mum hasn't scolded me bcoz of that>:))eheheh....well..aniwaes....e ny class deco competition is FINALLY over...n I tore e decorations down immiediately aft i heard it was judged.:)yep..so if ur wonderin wad happened 2 1/7's deco...it was me.
2dae we had e class com trainin....haiz...it was stated on e consent form tt it would end in one n a ahalf hrs tym...turns out it ended aft 45 mins- -LAWLS
Ok...many ppl have been askin me wad cca im joinin n I still havent given them a proper ans...tt is coz i dun haf one...e stupid postin is so late....n I think e T.I.P. was kinda'f a gd idea except tt it was damn ps....
Well...i still dun haf 1
but I put bb as e 1st choice......
Mdm Ow said I might get in....
hehehehe
......
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bye???

keskiviikkona, tammikuuta 16, 2008
keskiviikkona, tammikuuta 16, 2008
Hahas...2dae was so fun...esp Music:)But I fergot 2 bring my manual script book ......but den hasym(i nt sure hw 2 spell)had 2 take his bk ...he left it in class....den I had 2 bring him cuz I got e key.....Den when teacher was checkin if we had done hw I was downstairs so I din get scolded:D Heng sia....
Music lesson so funnn!!!!!XD
We were laffin so much larr....
Den Mdm Ng made us plae tis game which we're supposed 2 put up e lyrics of e national anthem up altogether.My grp won(19 gals 1 guy) den e other grp(19 guys???)(sit accordin 2 reg n gals were all first)was lyk....eh!!dey leave out tis guy!!no team spirit!!!den we were lyk...aiyas!sore losers larhs....
Oh ya...den Mdm Ng had us sing "ahhh.."n everione muz b in same pitch den she walked down our rows 2 c if we we're actually singin...den she was askin sum1 y e person wasn't singin while we were still holdin our breath until we all got no air liaos...den we all were laffin lyk hell....Den mdm Ng ask us..."eii!!Wad do u do when u haf no more breath?"den sum1 answered"die"den we all laffed agn...den Mdm Ng said"No lar..we breath!"aft she fin laffin.....den when we headed bak 2 class,tis guy frm 3/1 were makin wierd faces at us.den his classmates were lyk "eh..dun lar ...after u scare dem how?"
but technically,it wasnt scary at all.
Den in Lit/Eng we played bloggle....My grp n 2 other grps had a tie..all win:D
I think we're gonna get sweets??
Den when goin bak I met up wif Dorothy at e CC...she was wif eunice(veriveri nice person:D)(is tt hw u spell it??)n sum other ppl whom I dunno e name(SRYYY!!)den we we were all bullyin Dorothy:D ...pushin her ...den she tried 2 push us but we dodged...hahas so fun:)Den when we were at e trafficlight dere crossin we raised up our hands lyk wad we used ta do in pri sch 4 fun:D
Hmmm...I tink I shall plae audi now:D

tiistaina, tammikuuta 15, 2008
tiistaina, tammikuuta 15, 2008
2dae was kind of a normal dae.....grp 2 was supposed 2 do their duty n clean e class rm during recess but dey din...so I went bak up 2 e class earli wif Dorothy n cleaned it:)Hmmm.....e guy hu sits bside me is seriously veri irritain ...god.....he act lyk his att veri pai kia-ish lidat.....so $#$#%#^$& irritatin....2 Diyanah....dere's a death note poster wif L in it at e woodlands MRT :)

maanantaina, tammikuuta 14, 2008
maanantaina, tammikuuta 14, 2008
omg i juz broke my mums vase ...i was walkin wif my hands on my neck (lyk hands on ur head?)n den my hand/elbow banged onto it n it dropped down n crashed into pieces...lucki my mum n maid not at home sia...otherwise i'd b deadXxxxx AHHHH oh crap!!!help!!

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maanantaina, tammikuuta 14, 2008
Hmm.....2dae...I got ta sch kinda early...n it was my turn ta collect e class key n so I did ..den I walked 2wards e canteen when sumbody smacked me hard on e back...gess hu it was?haizz...so obvious..DIYANAH...Duh....

Den chatted 4 e while...wif Anna 2 :D She's veri nice n she doesn't SMACK PPL ON E BACK ALL OF E SUDDEN.N I tink my notice board sign were pretty nice...den Diyanah was lyk "hw e hell do u read tis??!!"Turns out she was holding e sign up side down..- -......N i found out tt Diyanah's sign was so plain...not lyk mine!!den I found out tt I had a suckish History teacher hu screams at ppl 4 no reason n looks down on gals.She thinks tt guys HAF to help gals do stuff...lyk we cant move a damn table my our damn selves...yeesh..I bet she juz used tt as an excuse 2 scold.....she look down on gals!!!I dun lyk her!!!><........She got a SERIOUS hearing problem....I said "I'm ashlie" den she heard minashlie.. ..Diyanah as Lianah.....n summore tt i 4got......wth....shes so mean!!!>:(
Den during PE we had ta takeheight n weight...Height-157 Weight-41kg...OMG I'm soo short...LIM HUI TIEN N JEAN LIN I M GONNA CATCH UP WIF U 1 DAE!!!!JUZ WAIT N C!!!!>:)Den durin recess i had ta stae bak 2 do up e notice board....Kelvin claimed he had a stomache ache n den ran away...Diyanah chased him......den blahblah...Den Dorothy can n helped...so did Anna....nn so we did up e notice board.......hmm......uhh....ermm.....
den blahblah...foloed dorothy 4 5 mins of r.e.c.e.s.s........den when I went back 2 class alot of ppl(esp diyanah)were screamin at me coz I was so late n I hadn't open up e class room...blabb...den durin LIT we were supposed ta form grps of 5 but we cudnt change places n had ta form it wif ppl hu sat either bside us or bhind us(I'm sittin in e fronnt rite bside e door)So in my grp was these ppl
-keng hao(????i dunno his name but he alwaes laffs 4 no reason n semms ta b crazy)
-George(dun realli noe him much)
-Dilys(sry if i spelt ur name wrongly...omg i love her!!!she olso lyks anime!!!!one of dem= fushigi yuugi!!!!!!!!!XD)
-Nabil-Thnx 4 lendin me ur colour pencils!:D)

Hmmm...we were supposed ta cum up wif a grp name n dilys n I were yappin awae abtt animax so george said tt we shld juz cor it animax lor...den veri 1 was lyk...ok lor...anithin
durin lit we were supposed to cum up wif an imaginary character frm Britan....n we we're supposed ta draw it out...den when i draw mine den keng hao was dere
laffin at e way I had drawn e eyes...so irritatin....den i was lyk erain n redrawin n erasin n redrawin n he was dere laffin n laffin .....blarhh blarhhh...
hmmm...
Aft sch I walked bak wif Dilys n sent anime theme songs 2 each other:)
den i got smth frm bread talk...n went home:)Alice academy is showin now but i recorded it so its okae...

sunnuntai, tammikuuta 13, 2008
sunnuntai, tammikuuta 13, 2008
OMG...2dae was lyk e busiest dae of 2008.....I had 2 do up e notice ...yada yada..u all noe alreddi....N I haven even do tt chi letter hw!!ahhhhh!!!!!I was so damn busy den Diyanah still go ask me finda class motto....n logo!!ahhhh!!!!I was lyk wth???Den she was "playin wif her voice" thru MSN sayin she gt nth 2 do...den i was lyk....u got nth ta do still go ask me make up all e sign???I'm so @$$*%&*^&&*)* busy!!!!
Den I called her evil n den she said smth lyk I tryin 2 act innocent n was evil or smth lyk tt ...she said it thru e mic n she was mumblin so i cudnt realli make out wad she was sayin...I drank bubble tea...e usual peach ice blend ...coz e other bubble tea shop near my hse tt sold nice oreo chocolate was closed...btw my hse dere got 3 bubbletea shop..n 2 tien dey all....when wna mit??:D

sunnuntai, tammikuuta 13, 2008
Yesterdae I spent e whole dae typin my essay n readin Saffy's Angel....My com was kinda laggy n so I juz went 2 read e book...I still got Hw...N now Diyanah tells me tt I haf 2 find a motto 4 e class...N do up sum of e notice board...Oh yea...lemme c....on Tues my god father frm austrailia is cummin ta stae 4 lyk 2 daes den goin ta bagkok n cummin bak 4 chi new year I tink ta stae 4 2 weeks..I'm not realli sure but all i noe is tt when dey go bak 2 aus my sis will b goin dere olso ....4 4years...shes gonna study in Monash uni:D So proud of her:D..aniwae....On Thurs I'm goin 2 Naughty By Nature 4 e photoshoot wif my famili...those frm my pri sch will noe wad I'm tokin abtt...but no glamour shot coz wun haf enuff tym.....well...I hafta go n find tt motto now...
sighs................................................
I bet tmr ppl will plae wif my transfornmers thingy....I BET:)

lauantaina, tammikuuta 12, 2008
lauantaina, tammikuuta 12, 2008
Yesterdae I went ta Nikki's(In case sum dump ppl dunnno hu is my bluved nikki shes my twin sis:D) sch 4 e CCA open house but I went dere late coz my sises haven get readi yet..so when we got dere I was lyk boastin 2 glads tt I was dere...I din manage 2 c e guy tt she tot was shuai e other tym we went dere but I saw e volley ball guy tt she almost smacked hishead e other tym.N obviously he was promotin volley ball.N e red cross thingy ppl were givin out free cotton candy(woo wee!!)but oni 2 e ppl tt were goin 2 join gals brigade or red cross or sumin lyk tt(sobsob).....I LUV HER SCH:Dya noe y?DEY SELL NICE TASTY BISCUITS:)))))YUM YUM:D
N lemme c...Nikki din wanna try anithin else so we went bak....Oh yea...rmr essay thingy Miss Faz asked us ta do?Yea...mine got chosen:Dn so I hafta type e whole damn thing out ...awww man!!!N i realized tt my printer got prob!!!Btw I got Ms Faz hp no!!!:D...So I'm probably gonna spend my weekend doin all my hw:
-Type out super lonnggg essay
-read saffi's angle(so far i oni read fin chap 1:))
-chi letter thingy(bleah..yuckks)
-maths ws
-sci wb
-geog wb
Is tt considered alot?Oh n if u guys were 1derin y my essay rite until so damn long e ans is coz its a habbit:Dlyk durin PSLE I used e whole booklet n it was wad...8/9/10 pages long??n 2 Diyanah..STOP TOKIN CRAP:)PLEASEEE!!!

perjantaina, tammikuuta 11, 2008
perjantaina, tammikuuta 11, 2008
Wow....wierddd day....actually everi dae seems ta b kinda wierd....well...lemme c...i was competin wif Diyan hu cud cum 2 sku 1st but den e damn bus stopped 4 lyk 10 mins....so in e end....she actually got dere 1st...
Hmm...den we went 4 first eva healthy life style 4 brisk walkin....everi1 walk so damn sloe lyk hell n I was so damn irritated(Lyk hw irritated Jean wud usually b at me)I was lyk...cant dey walk any faster??!!
Den Kelvin ran away frm class..far far away...n den me n Diyanah olso ran farfar away..den we both were olso far far away frm class....hehes...den I think Nabil n sum other ppl ran far far awae frm e class as well.den caught up wif Kelvin...and he was juz standin dere....den he started 2 run agn....n Diyanah was totally obsessed wif chasin aft Kelvin....den she ran after him....I juz walked...
I walked n walked n walked n walked n walked n walked n walked n walked n walked until I reached back 2 e sch.....on e way dere was tis wierd malay gal.........................
i tink upper sec 1(chio bu:D) den she said "Hi" n 5 seconds later I realised she was tokin 2 me n I waved at her.Den she asked me if i was sec 1 n I said"Yea" n den I ran away:D
When I reached bak 2 sch I saw Diyanah n Kelvin sittin downon tis thingy which I dunno hw 2 describe...sumkind of slope-ish thingyy???Well wadeve..Den Diyanah was mockin me coz I was so slow n I told her tt I cudnt run coz it was 2 crowded.N she juz kept mockin me....den we went back 2 parade square.I was supposed 2 count e strength of e class 2 c if everi1 was present but den I counted until I was so confused.I think i lost count....den i saw Mr Foo walkin down e class n so i tot he was countin...so I din count n juz went bak 2 e bak of e class.den Mr Foo asked me if everi 1 was present n I blindy said yes....den he asked me 2 report e class strength 2 sum teacher n so I did.
Hmm..den was art?I havent buy my art text book yet.....den recess i waited 4 dorathy(dorothy?)n she was doin up her class notice board.N e two guys in her class Jia qi(ps...tts my sis chi name) tt guy....SO LAME ...n I think 1 of dem lyks Eunice...he so flirt-ish(not a compliment)................
I GOT MY LOCKER KEY 2DAE!!!FINALLLYYYYYYYYYY!!when I went 2 try out e key, i found out tt it was so damn small...smaller den pri sch 1 lorr...cheat my moni....>:((
Aniwae...ani 1 frm 6 courage still wants a classblog???Jean Lin olso so long haven make yet!!!>:(


Odd
torstaina, tammikuuta 10, 2008
torstaina, tammikuuta 10, 2008
Todae was odd....
First tt Jian Ye (or wadeve his name is)he wanted 2 change e next big thing...I was soo happi 4 tt moment when everi o1 started callin each other 'diyan" or "nana" or wadeve....at least its not "ashi" or "lieash" or wad eva dey cor demselves.....den Diyanah peeked in2 my file when i was still doin my longlong essay....yepp...n shesaw e "This is why I'm HOT " page......n she HAD 2 show it 2 everi1......n everi 1 started singin it.....LMAO....den she was lyk "congrats Ash.."n I din realli care coz I had 2 finish up my longlong essay:) But tt Nabil kept singin "This is why I'm HOT "over n over agn rite in front of me......tt kinda bugged me considerin tt I had a longlong essay 2 finish ....Den it was tym 4 dance lesson...My class was supposed 2 go 2 e dance rm but I had'nt fin so I had 2 stae back n complete my essay...I was lykkk .......so damn happi....den i realised tt I had oni 1 more sentence 2 rite....So I juz finished my essay n went 2 e Dance rm wif Diyanah,(hu seemed preeeetttty annoyed at my slow writin essay pace)Nabil ,Jian Ye n de huhu.....i fergot.....Den e railing had wet paint on it ...ok...I personally touched it...it wasn't wet...It was sticky-ish....n Jian Ye was lyk pretendin 2 touch e railing when I juz smacked his hand onto e railing n ran up e stairs:D..i think Nabil was lyk tryin ta catch me or smth lyk dat coz I went sum pullin my bag???so I juz chionged up n turned my bag ard n he cudnt grab my bag....den at Dance class I got scolded by Mr Cheong(??) 4 nt bein in proper PE attire n I was lyk WTH la...Its nt my fault tt e Bookshop doesn't haf stock rite....n I had 2 do sum stupid Elephant Dance which I think made Elephants look kinda bad......EVIL

I miss ya...I realli do...
torstaina, tammikuuta 10, 2008
4 one thing,I miss Jean,Glads,Tien n Fion....ALOT:(((
OMG....the other dae when we went back 2 admps i was so....happi....
I cud finally c my dars!!!!!
N guess wad we did:
blab n blab n blab n blab n blab n blab n blab n blab n blab n blab n blab n blab n blab n blab n blab n blab n blab n blab n blab n blab:)How fun was tt??!!Tien//Glads brought along tis guy...not sure hw ta spell his name but its Kelvin lar.....so EVILL....they claim tt he was supposed 2 mit Raymond or smth lyk tt...yea rite.....den we saw Sooraj....Wth was he doin dere??!!Den he was lyk juz standin at e gate watchin us huggin n blabberin......
N we called Mdm Sng:D
We chiongg(ded)(in Jean language)2 Mdm Sng...den she told us not 2 run....
We were sittin rite in front of e General Office...not many teachers walked past 2 stop us coz either dey were teachin or in e GO havin meetin...N we were outside SCREAMINXD Mdm Sng changed her fone which i almost got but my dad dcided 2 get e N81 instead...sheesh...i wanted tt fone!!!Nvm......
We blabbed even more n i complained abtt our sch n e irritatin class tt i'm in....1/7.....N I'm chairman of it:)Mwahahaha...I think i oni got e post as chairman juz coz of my name tt ppl r actually so interested in....I dunno y.....
Well aniwae,we got Mdm Sng a book,e red paper clip,jean recommended it...demanded is a better word.I olso got her a tiny book called"U r veri special 2 me" n a scratch card card thingy:)I think its kinda cute...we even bought her e carrier bag 2 put all her gifts in...so reminder 2 Tien,Fion ,Glads n Jean(I can't rmbr if u paid me alreddi))!!Gimmie back my monni!!!i wann my *kaching kaching* now!!We tokked 4 lyk....3 hours (or less ...i din check e tym)den mdm Sng had 2 go fetch her daughter or smth.....den we all saw Mrs Tng walkin n we screamed at her 4 not cummin 2 tok 2 us!!!turns out,she wanted 2 go 2 e toilet....den we went 2 tok 2 her 4 lyk ...half an hour.....:)Den she n we had 2 go...byebye ADMPS.....sobbsss...We went 2 e overhead bridge 2 buy bubble tea...(my 2nd ever bubbletea frm tt shop i think???OVERPRICED BUBBLE TEA!!)))den I said buhbye 2 Jean ,Tien n Glads.....I followed Fion 2 civic centre 2 bank in her edusave cheque.....We went dere on e 912 bus....saw Firdaus on it...den i was complainin abt e zip on my uniforrm shirt....sum1 cud juz pull it all e way down!n i was thinkin how stupid tt idea of e zip dere was.....STUPID STUPID DESIGN!!!>: ((Den we went 2 bank her cheque ...blahblahh...n den went home.....Ps....tis entri nt abtt 2dae horr!!2daes 1 wud probably b crappish....

Black Rectangle Thingy
torstaina, tammikuuta 10, 2008
Ps.....dere's actually a black rectangle on e top left(??)
n when u click it sum buttons will appear....
Press play!!!It plays Chain-AirGear Theme song
I LOVE it:D